So, you’re finally visiting—or maybe even relocating—to Kenya. You’re excited but also a little scared? Relax. Kenya is not a jungle of stereotypes you’ve seen in documentaries. I’m about to hand you the cheat code to living, visiting, and thriving here.
1. Racism? Not Our Thing
Yep, you heard me. Kenyans don’t really care about treating you differently because you’re a foreigner. You’ll party in peace, dine in style, and move around without people staring you down.
But don’t get it twisted. Just because you’re a foreigner and maybe get “special access” to some spaces doesn’t mean you can bully Kenyans. Try it and—oh darling—you’ll regret it. If one Kenyan decides to drag you, the whole internet will join in. And let me tell you, Kenyans on Twitter (sorry, X) don’t play. You’ll trend by morning, and not in the way you hoped.
2. Stay Sharp
Like anywhere else, we’ve got a few people who’ll happily con you if you let your guard down. Best hack? Get yourself a Kenyan friend. But not from Tinder, Bumble, or someone sliding into your Instagram DMs. That’s a no.
Instead, check out InterNations—a legit, private community where you’ll meet people who actually have their lives together. Attend an event or two, network, and boom—you’ve got a real Kenyan friend to show you the ropes.
All I’m saying: keep your eyes open. Nairobi may be the “City Under the Sun,” but conmen also work overtime.
3. Don’t Just Bring Jobs—Share Them
If you’re coming here for business, listen carefully: don’t hire Kenyans only for entry-level jobs and save all the senior roles for foreigners. That’s not just bad optics—it’s a bad move.
Kenyans are educated, skilled, and proud. If you want your business to succeed, integrate locals at every level. Nothing kills trust faster than sidelining the very people you’re hoping to win over.
4. Kenyans Will Roast You, Then Defend You
We’re a special breed. Yes, we might flood your TikTok with playful shade or sarcastic comments, but it’s usually all vibes. Deep down, Kenyans are some of the most loyal people you’ll meet.
Today we’re clowning you, tomorrow we’re defending you against outsiders. It’s just how we roll.
Final Word
So when you come here: be respectful, be kind, and most importantly—have fun. Kenya has world-class hotels, nightlife that doesn’t quit, and landscapes that will blow your mind. But above all that, you’ll meet people who are beautiful inside and out.
See you soon, love.
And if you’re coming back home: Karibu nyumbani.